A Frenchwoman

- If you invite a Frenchwoman to a date at six o’clock p.m., she won’t come at 3, 4 or 5 o’clock, but will be there at six o’clock exactly.
- If you invite her at your place, she will accept an invitation gladly.
- Having noticed a bottle of vine on the table, she will say that it is her favorite drink.
- She will wake you up at 7 o’clock in the morning so that you won’t be late at work. She will make you coffee and bring it to the bed. She will give her visiting card, tell that you can call her at any time throughout the day and night and leave silently.

An American woman

- If you invite an American woman to a date at six o’clock p.m., she won’t come at 6, 7 or 8 o’clock, but will be there at half past nine.
- If you invite her at your place, she will ask why.
- Having noticed a bottle of vine on the table, she will ask: “Who do you take me for?”
- She will wake you up at 3 o’clock a.m. for sure and ask if you love her.
- Then she will wake you up at 5 o’clock a.m. and ask when you are going to marry.
- Finally, she will wake you up at 10 o’clock in the morning, when it is hopelessly late to go at work, and ask you to make her coffee.
- When you bring her coffee to the bed, she will tell that she likes in here and is going to stay here forever.