Gentlemen prefer blondes. At least, Marilyn Monroe insisted on it, and she knew the value of men and their weaknesses. But women of the 21st century notice that men don’t prefer blondes or even brunettes, but give preference to… cars! Why do they like these pieces of iron? Why don’t they take cars as simple vehicles, but as something between a friend, a wife and a child?

A friend of mine said once: “A car has a lot of advantages in comparison to a woman!” And he named me the first advantage:

1. A car increases rating of a man in woman’s eyes. A man with a car can pick up several women instead of one. But a man with a woman loses such opportunity even if he also has a car.

I had to collect other advantages by myself.

2. A mother easier accepts a new car in her son’s life than a new woman. And no matter what the “previous model” was.

3. If a man buys a new car instead of his old automobile, everyone approves it. But if he changes his current “old” woman for a younger one with a better figure, he won’t always be understood, not speaking about approval.

4. A well-to-do man can have as many automobiles as his income allows. And without any scandals.

5. “Residence” of a car – a garage – is much a better place than a standard dwelling place of women. Sometimes the latter is simply a scary place: you are afraid to move without breaking something or stepping on her cat. By the way, a man is in charge of interior and other stuff in a garage.

6. If you don’t like how a car sounds, you can simply change an exhaust silencer, but you shouldn’t even try to carry out the procedure regarding your significant other!

7. You can control a car! And there is a manual! From the other hand, there are two ways to control a woman – but nobody knows them.

8. If a car breaks down, there is a car service. But if a woman “breaks down”, you have to do something by yourself.

9. If someone tries to hijack your car, there is a chance that an alarm will be actuated. And a woman will be “hijacked” without a single sound. By the way, there are no such services, which are able to return you a “hijacked” woman.

10. A car knows what speed is and it doesn’t show off that the process is more important than the result.

11. You can make any car tuning of your own free will. No resistance, no phrases like “Don’t look if you don’t like. Maybe, you’d better go to that tow-haired, if you like blondes more!”

12. By the way, a car is never jealous of your attention to other ladies. And a woman manages to be jealous even of your interest to cars.

13. If you don’t know how to drive a car, you can always hire a professional driver, and it is very prestigious to have a car and a driver. Unfortunately, you can’t do the same regarding a woman.

14. A car can’t discuss its owner! Of course, it can punish you for different defects of mechanics and electronics, and violation of traffic safety rules, but it will never nag you in vain!

15. A car is aware of necessity to take internally combustibles, but not juice, water or tea! At least, even if a car is not aware of such necessity, it doesn’t deny it.

16. Pragmatic men have notices long ago that, that carrying capacity of a car is much greater than the same parameter of even a strong and trained woman.

17. A car will never ask you to marry her and won’t try to win a half of your property by court action in case of divorce!

18. A car is sea of pleasure and drive. Besides, a car will never say you “No”! Cutting a long story short: dear ladies, have you understood all your mistakes and miscalculations? Because there is some joke behind every joke, and the rest is naked truth.

Let’s be condescending towards our overgrown children with their big toys. After all, whatever they say, all of them anyway try to drive into our hearts regardless of their car brands…

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